There were the golden pearly gates and a line of about 20 people. He stood and moved to the line and proceeded to wait. When he made it to the head of the line he heard, "Name please" said a seemingly bored St. Peter"Charles Darwin Adams" said Chuck."Hmm, nope not on the list, sorry." What?!" "I'm dead, how can I not be on the list?" right then another angel came over and spoke into St. Peter's ear."Sir you are going to have to follow this gentleman and speak to the big guy about this little mix up." Chuck Adams" Yes Sir" Oh please call me God." Ok so what is going on?" asked Chuck"Well you see Chuck you weren't supposed to die the way you did yet." Ok, so I died early." "What's the big deal?" It screws up my plans" said God, "so I'm pulling a Bill Murray on you."Chuck thought for a second and said "Ok I'll bite what's a Bill Murray?" Groundhog Day, you get to go back and redo your last day until you get the outcome I want." Ok I'll do it what's the outcome." I'm sorry I can't tell. Even though it only took you 15 minutes to drop the k**s off at my parent's house for the night, I am so anxious to get our date night started. I look down the hall and see you looking very sexy and delicious in your tight jeans and knee high boots. You walk in and as you pass me I smack your ass and ask you if you missed me? You laugh and play a long saying "yes, very much." As I close the door I turn you around and give you a very long and passionate kiss. I reach behind you and squeeze your ass with one hand and put my other hand under your shirt and bra and pinch your nipple. You ask me if I am ready to go to dinner for our 15th wedding anniversary. I said in a minute, and it is now as I stand behind you and lift your shirt off that you realize why I wanted you drop the k**s off and come back home, rather than us both drop them off on our way to the restaurant. It was because I wanted to have you as an appetizer, before dinner. Your body has an amazing effect on me, I tell you as.
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